So I just found out...

"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 07/03/2014 at 13:59 • Filed to: BMW

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That my son's pediatrician drives an E92 335 M-sport. I knew I liked her....it is an xDrive and an automatic but still cool.

BKRM3 > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 14:06

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Yes, that's why I sold my E92 335i: the hordes of professional women around here who went into the dealer and said "I like the 3 series coupe, I'll take the most expensive one you have." Equipped with slushbox, m-sport bumpers and 300hp/tq, they travel in packs to hard park outside the Lilly Pulitzer store at the mall. Great car though - shame they all spend their days wallowing in door dent hell.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 14:11

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Great wheels, I like these as much as the e36 M3 wheels, and the 550i M-Sport wheels

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 14:13

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So, your moral dilemma (I actually just had my mind blown while trying to use that word, http://www.dilemna.info/index.php ) if you are in a baby daddy situation is, how to you handle baby momma while trying to hook up with the pediatrician and get to "borrow" her car?

drunkenup4 > BKRM3 07/03/2014 at 14:14

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where do you live? girls around here couldn't care less if their car is well equipped or if its even a 335i. They buy/lease the cheapest 328i they can find with an automatic and heated seats. fortunately the only 335i owners I see locally are actually enthusiasts

mcseanerson > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 14:16

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A doctor owns a heavily optioned BMW. Surprise. Only that it's not an Audi S7.

Tom McParland > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 07/03/2014 at 14:31

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Eh no dilemma...I've driven an E90 335 and just drove an M4 the other day

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 14:36

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It was meant in jest, I also forgot for a moment we were talking about BMW's and not Jaaaaag's. Because what I described would be a total Jaaaaag move.

Tom McParland > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 07/03/2014 at 14:42

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No worries man...yeah if she was driving an F-type R coupe, I might have a problem :D

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 14:45

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Game, set, match. Swiggity swooty I'm comin fo dat booty. "Are you talking to me or the car?" She asks. Sweat forms on my forehead as I ponder the possible answers.

BKRM3 > drunkenup4 07/03/2014 at 15:04

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You'll note that I didn't say "girls" but rather "professional women." The girls here like their 328s as much as anywhere else, but if I see one more 50ish woman with a bob haircut in an E92 335i m-sport with a slushbox I'm gonna puke. Basically when I owned mine I was constantly like "omg look at that awesome....oh, god damnit, nevermind" just HOPING to encounter a fellow enthusiast. Since M3 owners have no friends, this is no longer an issue =)

Oh - to answer your question, the main line of Philadelphia.

DipodomysDeserti > Tom McParland 07/03/2014 at 15:24

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Time for you to find a new pediatrician. Buying a 335i M-Sport with an auto and x-drive? She's obviously a moron.

SaabE39 > BKRM3 07/03/2014 at 20:31

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Hey fellow Philly Jalop! Yes I seriously have to agree too many base 328i's around and women driving them like they stole them. The 335i's are the vehicle of choice for the chicks of that demographic.

ro51092 > BKRM3 07/07/2014 at 00:32

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So you sold this great car because you were worried other people who also thought it was a great car cramped your style? lol

BKRM3 > ro51092 07/07/2014 at 06:38

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Not really, but that aspect was annoying. My 335 had so many issues that I was terrified of owning it out of warranty and wanted to go back to an N/A car. The M3 had been my dream car since I was kid, so that's what I got and I'm glad I did. The M is really a much nicer car.